More useless pissing around, aka, UU and uu speculation text/pic dump.

So, I don’t really post my Homestuck ~*~speculations~*~ because I doubt anyone gives a shit, but whatever. I’m bored and have feelings.
 

ASPECTS: I think it goes without saying that UU and uu are Space and Time players respectively:
Space Lady Stolen Time

Also, green has been linked with Space (Jade, Kanaya) and red with Time (Dave, Aradia). THINK ABOUT IT.

TITLES: Considering the above (“stolen enough of my time” is really weird and specific word use…), I’m betting that uu is a Thief of Time. Why Thief and not Rogue? Because, as Roxy explained to us:
Asshole Class 

Also, any “time theft” seems to only be to his advantage:
So little time 

As for UU, this is where it gets interesting. UU told Roxy that her class is “exclusively female”. I think this is UU utilizing “deception throUgh honesty”:
Deception
After this update, and considering the speculation that a Knight is key (along with the Space and Time aspects) in creating the Genesis Frog, I’m thinking that UU is a Knight of Space. Why? Read this part again:

Knight of Space?

She seems to associate herself with the knight chess piece. Basically, in her game session with uu as the only other player, Knight is exclusively a female class—deception through honesty right there. Additionally, the whole Queen/King switching powers/breaking “rules” gambit seems to go along with this idea. (Personally, I think it would be awesome to have a female knight and male thief.)

ANIMAL ASSOCIATIONS: Relating to the above, it’s basically been beaten over our head at this point that UU is associated with snakes (I don’t even need to compile a list of evidence here to attest it at this point), but we haven’t really been given anything to suggest what animal uu is associated with.

What if it’s frogs?
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. 

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    I can get behind basically every bit of theory in this post. (Mostly involves linguistic analysis of the u/U chat logs...
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    (going along with the Genesis Frog thing) The frog is created with the completion of a session. Creating the frog...
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    the frogs could have something to do with the frog temple on jades island, the fact that her and kanaya both space...
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    Ooo I like this! Especially the twist with UU’s class. (How do I disable the response thing??)
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